It’s not a joke. You can call The Amelia Answer Phone for real. And if your message is bonkers enough, it may end up on the show...

Find the number in the image or email your audio clip to implodingfictions (a) gmail.com !
(If you're calling from the US you'll need the UK dialing code.)

One in a million find our number. We only get back to one in ten. Are you Amelia material?