BUBBLE LIQUID

ALVINA

(ON THE PHONE, JOYFUL) Yes... yes... I know, upstairs is very happy! Let's hope next month continues like this! You know what? I'm going to put in a cocoa order from Les

Deux Maggots right away. You've deserved it. Pardon? Oh, we're out of bubble liquid? Ok, noted. I'll stock up on that too. Now, let's go through the figures for the month so I can get the files straight. How many deaths by misadventure did we have? (SHE MAKES NOTES, SCRIBBLING OF A PENCIL ON PAPER) Yes. Yes. Ouch. (CHUCKLES) Oh yes, the helicopter decapitation was spectacular... The rotor blades sliced his head clean off! Yeah.(HUMS IN AGREEMENT) Yes, good idea, let's move on to murders. (MUTTERS, CONTINUES TO WRITE) Knife, corkscrew, fire extinguisher, spatula, spatula?! Ok... Strangulation,(FLIPS A PAGE OF PAPER) - uhm everything alright? So let's move on to- (SUDDENLY STOPS) What? What's happening?! Who-Who's in your office? Hello? Hello? Hey! What's going on! Speak to me! (FADING OUT:) Hello? Hello!

(THE BEEPING CONTINUES UNDER THE FOLLOWING:)

ØYSTEIN

Nathaniel McBride. Episode 3 of The Amelia Project. Coming soon.