DOOR 11

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

ØYSTEIN

The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door eleven.

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(AMELIA COMES WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR)

INTERVIEWER

Amelia! Ha! Do you want to be in my advent memoir video-log calendar?

AMELIA

Uhm. Nope.

INTERVIEWER

Come on!

AMELIA

Nope.

INTERVIEWER

It'll be fun!

AMELIA

You know the rules. I don't appear on camera. No photos, no video, no sound recording, heck, I don't even want my x-ray taken!

INTERVIEWER

But this is just for me!

AMELIA

Where did you find that thing anyway? That camera is ancient.

INTERVIEWER

It was a gift from a client. I haven't gotten around to trying it before. And ancient is a bit of an exaggeration. I mean... the sarcophagus is ancient!

AMELIA

The sarcophagus is a replica.

INTERVIEWER

Yes, but it's an ancient replica! It was made two years after the one it's a copy of!

AMELIA

Can you please turn off the camera? And delete this clip?

INTERVIEWER

Delete? Uhm - I haven't actually learned how to delete yet.

AMELIA

Just get Alvina or Salvatore to do it.

INTERVIEWER

Oh, they're very busy -

AMELIA

Do it.

INTERVIEWER

Of course.

AMELIA

Now go film something else. The birds or something. I'm busy.

(SHE LEAVES, AND THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND HER)

INTERVIEWER

This is me, signing off. It's the 11th of December, and you've just seen - uh, never mind. That's a secret.

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END OF EPISODE.