DOOR 17

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar.Door seventeen.

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INTERVIEWER

(CONCENTRATED) One more right here... And then carefully … Carefully… another one on top here... Yes!

Hi everyone! Today is December 17th and I'm working on the 8th Wonder of the World: A replica of -

(ALVINA ENTERS)

ALVINA

What's that you're making?

INTERVIEWER

A gingerbread house!

ALVINA

But...

INTERVIEWER

Isn't it wonderful!?

ALVINA

It's... uhm... a little hard to tell what it's supposed to look like.

INTERVIEWER

What?! Oh come on! It's an accurate replica of our office! Look, there's Kozlowski's lab, there's your office, complete with a little Alvina! There's upstairs, and there's Joey and Salvatore by the espresso machine!

ALVINA

Right. It's not actually a gingerbread house, though, is it?

INTERVIEWER

(PROUD) I know! It's a Malteser-house! Everything is made out of Maltesers. I even took a few and licked off the chocolate and crushed the insides to make snow!

ALVINA

Ugh. Why didn't you use actual gingerbread?

INTERVIEWER

I prefer Maltesers.

ALVINA

But... Everything is little round balls on top of other little round balls... I can't tell a wall from a human!

INTERVIEWER

You just don't appreciate art.

ALVINA

(SARCASTIC) Yes, that must be it...

INTERVIEWER

You probably won't appreciate Kozlowski's gingerbread house either, then.

ALVINA

What did he make his out of? Syringes and gauze?

INTERVIEWER

Leftover body parts. He used dandruff for snow and all the little people are fingers, apart from Joey who is a toe.

ALVINA

Oh, why, why did I ask...?!

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END OF EPISODE.