DOOR 2 

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door two.

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INTERVIEWER

Hello everybody! It's taken me a moment to master the technology, but today, on the 2nd of December, I will make my first proper episode. Ha! And I have decided to start off by giving you an insight into my everyday life.

(WALKING AROUND)

This is my office! That's my desk, and this spot here is where Alvina leaves the client reports. (LOUD WHISPER) I never read those. As you can see, I have two new clients today. (SKIMS THROUGH) Unless those reports are from yesterday. Or last week. I'm not sure.

Here's my Tiddlywink set. This is the sarcophagus (KNOCKS ON METAL?) Over there's the Roger Pilkington set, which was complete until a tiny accident involving Joey, a baseball bat and an unruly reject. And here's the fridge where I keep my Veuve Clicquot -

(HE OPENS THE FRIDGE)

(SCREECHES) We're out! Jesus, John and Jared! We're out!

HE RUNS OUT, THE CAMERA SHAKING AS HE RUNS.

(SHOUTING)

Joey! Salvatore! I need you to do an emergency champagne run! I have two clients today, I need at least four bottles!

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END OF EPISODE.