DOOR 20

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door twenty.

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INTERVIEWER

It's the 20th of December.

(SOLEMN) The baroness never showed up. And the Tate Modern didn't want "Woman and Glass".

They called it a "shoddy Damien Hirst rip off with an unsettling touch of Gunther von Hagen". (SCOFFS)

In the immortal words of my old friend Gilda Radner:

“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end."

(CUP CLINK) Here’s to you, Gilda…

I think I've deserved a glass of something a smidgen stronger than cocoa...

(SUDDENLY EXCITED) Oh! Wait a minute! That gives me a great idea for tomorrow's episode!

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Joey!

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