DOOR 21

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door 21.

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(LOUD SNORING IN THE BACKGROUND)

INTERVIEWER

(VERY DRUNK, SLURRING THROUGHOUT)

So, today is twentyfirsh... twentyfirsht of Deshember. And Joey and I have done another -

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- another comparative review. (SOMETHING FALLS) What is the best Christmas alcohol? Sherry, rum, cognac, whiskey, brandy - uh - wha..? Oh, yes, brandy. Mustn't forget brandy, is christmas after all… And vodka. And... brandy!

And which one, Joey, which was your favorite?

Joey? Joey, wake up! We're rolling! You were going to talk about the brandy you liked! (HITS HIM) Joey! Never mind. He seems to have fallen asleep!

To be honest, they're all good. Nine out of five stars to all of them. Really, to be honest.

(THE INTERVIEWER KICKS OVER A FULL BOTTLE ON THE FLOOR)

Ouch! What's that? Oh! An unopened bottle! Score! Joey! Look! I found a bottle we haven't tried yet! It says... Uhm, it says... Good lord, what does that say… Bra-Brandy! Joey, it looks like we forgot to do brandy after all!

(JOEY SNORES IN THE BACKGROUND)

Uh, you're no fun. I'll invite Humphrey instead. He’s always game for a drinkybooze, ha!

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There it is…

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