DOOR 3

(THEME BUT MAKE IT AMELIA)

ØYSTEIN

The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door three.

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INTERVIEWER

Good day to you all! It is the 3rd of December, and today I wanted to introduce you to one of my henchmen, Joey!

(THE INTERVIEWER WALKS DOWN A HALLWAY)

Ah, right, now, I think he's in here.

(THE INTERVIEWER OPENS A DOOR AND ENTERS)

Ah! There you are! Joey! Can I interview you for my advent memoir video-log calendar?

Joey?

(SNORING)

Joey, wake up!

(SNORING)

Joey!!! Sleeps like a log, heh.

(SNORING)

Joey! Joey wake up!

(SNORING. THE INTERVIEWER SHAKES HIM)

Joey! I said wake up!

(SNORING)

JOEY!

(FRUSTRATED SOUNDS, SLAPPING)

JOOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY!

Oh for pete's sake...

(SIGHS)

(SNORING. THE INTERVIEWER FINDS A TOOL)

Wha- Ah, yes, yes! A frying pan. That should work.

(HE HITS JOEY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE FRYING PAN)

Now wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

(SMACK! SMACK!)

Is there nothing that can wake this bloody Italian up!?

(SNORING. THE INTERVIEWER SHAKES JOEY EVEN MORE VIOLENTLY, FRUSTRATED SOUNDS)

JOOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY!

(SNORING)

(THE INTERVIEWER WALKS OVER TO A WINDOW. HE OPENS IT. SOUNDS OF WIND AND BIRDS FROM OUTSIDE. HE WALKS BACK TO JOEY. HE GRABS HIM AND STARTS LUGGING HIM OVER TOWARDS THE WINDOW)

Damn it all this snoring how can you sleep through this?!

(MORE SNORING)

Right, right, that’s it. Ha, yes, that’ll do. Oh God... Good Lord you're heavy! Prrffff!

(SNORING. INTERVIEWER OPENS A WINDOW)

Right! Now! If this doesn't wake you up - I don’t know what will.

(THE INTERVIEWER PROPS JOEY UP, AND DOES HIS BEST TO LIFT HIM UP)

Hngggggh! Fresh air... hnnnnnggg... yes should work.... hnnggngngh... Dangling out of a window… Never hurt anyone…

(EXHAUSTED INTERVIEWER SOUNDS)

(THE INTERVIEWER HANGS JOEY BY HIS FEET OUT THE WINDOW)

Ah, a bit slippery are those… Oh, oh no, Joey! Joey!

(A THUD, AS JOEY SLAMS AGAINST THE WALL ON THE OUTSIDE. HE FALLS)

Ah… Oopsie…

END OF EPISODE.