DOOR 6

(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)

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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door six.

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(DAYTIME. THE INTERVIEWER'S OFFICE. FOOTSTEPS COMING DOWN THE CORRIDOR)

INTERVIEWER

(FAST) Hi everyone, it's the 6th of December and - she's coming!

(ALVINA ENTERS)

ALVINA

(FURIOUS)

My shoes are ruined!

INTERVIEWER

Hm?

ALVINA

My indoor shoes are full of coal and ash! I'm going to have to walk around in my boots all day, and they're soaked!

INTERVIEWER

(TRYING NOT TO LAUGH) It is raining pretty hard today.

ALVINA

And why was there a rod standing next to my shoes? Is this some sort of practical joke?

INTERVIEWER

(FEIGNING INNOCENCE)

What do you mean 'rod'?

ALVINA

A twig! A branch!

INTERVIEWER

(AMUSED) Do you mean something that could... perhaps... be used for whipping naughty children?

ALVINA

Did you do this?!

INTERVIEWER

No...

ALVINA

Why did you ruin my shoes?!

INTERVIEWER

I didn't do anything.

ALVINA

(NOT BELIEVING A WORD HE SAYS) Hrm!

INTERVIEWER

Perhaps you should be asking Krampus instead?

ALVINA

Krampus? Really?

INTERVIEWER

M-hm.

ALVINA

Give me that camera.

INTERVIEWER

Why?

ALVINA

There's going to be proof on there.

INTERVIEWER

What do you mean?

ALVINA

If I rewind, will I find a clip of you pouring ashes into my shoes?

INTERVIEWER

No.

ALVINA

Give it here -

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(STATIC)

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ALVINA

Hi viewers, this is Alvina. I have just watched the video proving that a certain someone -

INTERVIEWER

Krampus!

ALVINA

- owes me a new pair of indoor shoes!

(ALVINA SLAMS THE CAMERA DOWN AND LEAVES)

(THE INTERVIEWER LAUGHS)

INTERVIEWER

And that concludes our lesson on the traditions of St. Nicholas Day! See you all tomorrow.

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END OF EPISODE.