DOOR 7
(AMELIA THEME BUT MAKE IT CHRISTMAS!!!!)
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The Amelia Project Audio Advent Calendar. Door seven.
(CLICK)
INTERVIEWER
Hi everyone! Today is December the 7th, and my next client has been snowed in and can't make it...
So, I went outside to 'hang' with Joey and Salvatore... Can you believe that they wouldn't let me play with them?! I wanted to have a snowball fight, but they had this big snowman-project going, and they didn't think my snow-dinosaur fit in, so they sent me back inside. And now... (GROANS) I am so booooored!
Oh! Wait... I have an idea! Oh, this is going to be fun!
(HE RUNS INTO THE HALLWAY AND KNOCKS ON ALVINA'S DOOR)
INTERVIEWER
Alvina! Alvina! A lady has just given birth out in the back alley! She's out there right now with her newborn !
ALVINA
(THROUGH THE DOOR) What are you saying?
INTERVIEWER
There's a woman in the back alley who just gave birth!
(ALVINA BURSTS OUT OF HER OFFICE )
ALVINA
Are you serious? Who is she? Is she a client?
INTERVIEWER
I don't know! All these animals have gathered around her, her husband looks positively mystified, and there are three old men staring at the baby!
ALVINA
Crikey! Well, we've got to help her. Let's get her inside!
(ALVINA GETS DRESSED QUICKLY AND HEADS OUT)
(THE INTERVIEWER CHUCKLES)
(A MOMENT PASSES. THEN ALVINA COMES BACK IN)
ALVINA
(NOT THAT AMUSED) Ha ha, very funny...
INTERVIEWER
(LAUGHING)
What do you think?
ALVINA
A snowman nativity scene. Snow-Mary, snow-Joseph, snow-Jesus, two snow-donkeys and three wise snowmen...
INTERVIEWER
(LAUGHING)
I know! Joey and Salvatore built it! Isn't it delightful?
ALVINA
Sure. I got a real scare when the fourth wise man moved, though.
INTERVIEWER
(CONFUSED) The fourth wise man?
ALVINA
It was a homeless guy covered in snow.
INTERVIEWER
Oh…
ALVINA
Yeah, I know. I saw him the other day as well. I think he lives in the back alley now.
INTERVIEWER
Were there no rooms at the inn?
ALVINA
Apparently not.
INTERVIEWER
Poor man…
ALVINA
Poor man...
(CLICK)
END OF EPISODE.