EPISODE 21 - ANT
PHILIP
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VOICE
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ANT
(FRIGHTENED) Hello. My name is Anthony Welbey. They’re after me. The Chinese. The Americans. The Russians. The Turks. The North Koreans. I don’t think I’ll last long under torture… I… I… I… Help!
(BEEP)
(THE AMELIA THEME SETS IN)
INTRO
The Amelia Project, created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Episode 21 - Ant.
(THE BEAT THEN DISSOLVES INTO A TIMID KNOCK)
THE INTERVIEW
INTERVIEWER
Hello?
ANT
(STUTTERING) Erm… Sorry… Is this… erm… The Amelia Project?
INTERVIEWER
No. This is the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.
ANT
(QUIETLY) Oh. I’m sorry.
(SQUEAK OF THE DOOR AS HE TURNS TO LEAVE AGAIN)
INTERVIEWER
Wait wait, come back! Of course this is Amelia!
ANT
You just said-
INTERVIEWER
Yes, I know I did. It was a joke.
ANT (HALF TALKING OVER THE INTERVIEWER)
Ah, I’m sorry. I’m not very good at this.
INTERVIEWER
This?
ANT
People.
(HE CLOSES THE DOOR)
Conversations.
INTERVIEWER
Relax. You’re doing fine.
ANT
Sorry.
INTERVIEWER
And stop apologising.
ANT
(NERVOUSLY) Sorry. Oh! Sorr- I mean, I… erm…
INTERVIEWER
Why don’t you come in properly? Take off your coat, get comfortable.
(ANT SHUFFLING IN AND SITTING DOWN)
ANT
(WHISPERING) Is it safe to talk here?
INTERVIEWER
(EQUALLY QUIET) What’s said in this room stays in this room.
ANT
Good. I need you to make me dissa-
INTERVIEWER (INTERRUPTS)
What you need my friend, is a good cup of cocoa.
ANT
(SURPRISED) Cocoa?
INTERVIEWER
Trust me
(HE POURS THEM CUPS)
Your name’s Anthony Welbey?
ANT
My colleagues call me Ant.
INTERVIEWER
Well here you go Ant. Enjoy.
(CLINKING OF CUPS, ANT SIPS)
INTERVIEWER
(CURIOUS) How is it?
(PAUSE)
ANT
It’s good.
INTERVIEWER
Considering it would take the pooled efforts of Shakespeare, Proust and Thomas Mann to do descriptive justice to this cocoa, a simple “good” will suffice. I’m guessing you’re a scientist?
ANT
Yes.
INTERVIEWER
(UNIMPRESSED) How thrilling! Who’s after you?
ANT
Most of the world’s military and intelligence organisations.
INTERVIEWER
Well I’ll be jiggered! What kind of a scientist are you?
ANT
I’m a-
INTERVIEWER
No! Let me guess. You’re a… nuclear physicist?
ANT
No.
INTERVIEWER
A nano physicist?
ANT
No.
INTERVIEWER
Hm. An astrophysicist?
ANT
No.
INTERVIEWER
But I’m close?
ANT
...No
INTERVIEWER
(ANNOYED) Well - What are you then?
ANT
An entomologist.
INTERVIEWER
A what?!
ANT
An entomologist.
INTERVIEWER
Isn’t that insects?
ANT
Yes.
INTERVIEWER
You’re joking.
ANT
No.
INTERVIEWER
What use does the military have for an entomologist?
ANT
Strictly speaking I’m a dipterologist.
INTERVIEWER
A dipter…?
ANT
I study flies.
INTERVIEWER
(SARCASTIC) Well - Everybody knows our national security depends on dipterologists.
ANT
Yes.
INTERVIEWER
You are joking
ANT
I don’t joke.
INTERVIEWER
Of course.
ANT
I’m also head of the International Union for the Study of Insects.
INTERVIEWER
Look Ant. I’m sure you’re the big enchilada of insect studies, a towering beacon to dipterologists everywhere, but - and please don’t take this the wrong way - don’t you think you’re overestimating the importance of insect study just a teeny tiny little bit?
ANT
(SUDDENLY ANIMATED, TALKING VERY FAST NOW)
Overestimating the importance of insects? Overestimating the importance of insects?! How is it possible to overestimate the importance of insects? What percentage of earth’s creatures do you think are insects?
INTERVIEWER
The way you ask it’s obviously going to be high. I’ll say forty percent.
ANT
Ninety percent.
INTERVIEWER
Get out of here!
ANT
(QUICKLY) It’s true. Take ants. Ten quadrillion ants on the planet. One point four million ants for every human. If you look closely, you can find ants pretty much anywhere. I’ve even seen two or three in this room.
INTERVIEWER
(CHUCKLES) Including you?
ANT (IGNORING HIM)
How many species of insects do you think there are?
INTERVIEWER
I’m not even going to try and answer that qu-
ANT (IGNORING HIM)
Nine million.
INTERVIEWER
Can you name all of them?
ANT (IGNORING HIM)
Some fun facts-
INTERVIEWER
Fun?
ANT (CON’T)
What’s the world’s strongest creature?
INTERVIEWER
You’re going to tell me it’s a flea.
ANT
Wrong. The hercules beetle. It can lift eight hundred and fifty times its own weight. That’s like a human lifting ten elephants.
INTERVIEWER
These Hercules beetles could come in handy for my next move…
ANT
How fast can a horse-fly fly?
INTERVIEWER
You know I don’t-
ANT (CON’T)
One hundred and forty five kilometres per hour. That’s faster than a bullet fired from an air-rifle. How many times does a midge beat its wings in a second?
INTERVIEWER
(EXASPERATED SIGHS)
ANT (CON’T)
A thousand times. Guess how hawk-moths create ultrasonic bursts to drive away bats?
INTERVIEWER
Alright alright alright! I admit there’s more to creepy crawlies than I thought. But-
ANT (CON’T)
By rubbing their genitals together.
INTERVIEWER
(DISGUSTED) Eww!
ANT
(TALKING INCREASINGLY FASTER WITH EVERY WORD) Do you know how old the oldest insect fossil is? Four million years. Insects were among the first animals to transfer from sea to land, they were around a good one hundred and seventy million years before dinosaurs. They range from the 0.014 c fairy fly to the 66 cm stick insect.
(THE INTERVIEWER SLURPS COCOA)
From the weightless fruit fly to the one pound giant weta. Insects-
INTERVIEWER
(AGITATED) Ant! I’m going to stop you there. You’re obviously very passionate about this and I admire your passion. I really do. Believe it or not, I’ll think of you the next time I swat a fly. I bow to you and your entomological knowledge. I’ve never heard anyone say “fruit fly” with such fervour. (EQUALLY UPSET) All I’m saying is, do you seriously think the military and intelligence agencies give a fly’s fart about any of this?
(THE STOP BUTTON IS CLICKED. WE’RE WITH COLE AND HAINES)
HAINES
I knew it! Finally something we can take to Northcott! This is it Cole! We’ve struck gold! Wake up and smell the coffee! And I’m not talking Waitrose instant!
COLE
(QUIETLY) Really?
HAINES
Northcott’s going to install the fanciest espresso machine money can buy right here in our office once she hears about this!
COLE
(DOUBTFUL) What? The insect guy?
HAINES
You haven’t heard of Anthony Welbey?
COLE
Um… no.
HAINES
He used to work for us. Everyone was pretty sceptical, it was a pretty long shot, but apparently he achieved stunning results. Then, about a year ago, he died, taking all of his research to the grave.
COLE
(CATCHING ON) Oh. Except it seems he faked his death…
HAINES
(EXCITED) Bingo! And you and I are the only people to know! This is big! If Anthony Welbey is alive, we have to track him down before anyone else does. If we do, our future in this agency looks very bright indeed!
COLE
You still haven’t said why Welbey is such a big deal…
HAINES
Anthony Welbey is the world’s pioneer-
(THE SOUND OF THE CONVERSATION IS SUDDENLY TURNED DOWN. WE STILL HEAR COLE AND HAINES VERY FAINTLY IN THE BACKGROUND, BUT WE CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. TWO RUSSIAN AGENTS SPEAK OVER THEM, THE FOLLOWING IS ALL IN RUISSIAN)
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
Months of listening to these two idiots and finally something useful!
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
So they know about Anthony Welby and the plans for the Cybug? Shall we tell Mikhail?
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
No! Not yet...
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
But-
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
We need to find out exactly what they know... Let's keep listening...
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
Alright!
(THEY TURN THE VOLUME BACK UP AND WE HEAR COLE AND HAINES CLEARLY AGAIN)
HAINES
...surveillance
COLE
Jesus...
HAINES
Told you!
COLE
We need to get hold of this Welbey!
HAINES
Yes, and before our competitors do!
COLE
Well - we’re one step ahead... We know the truth... We know he's not really dead… Let’s keep listening and find out what really happened...
HAINES
Yes.
(BRIEF REWIND. PLAY)
INTERVIEWER
(LOUD) All I’m saying is, do you seriously think the military and intelligence agencies give a fly’s fart about any of this?
ANT
(CALM) They do.
INTERVIEWER
(HIGH-PITCHED) So what’s the grand idea? Hm? Recruiting an army of bloodthirsty mosquitos?
ANT
That would be silly.
INTERVIEWER
(SARCASTIC) Oh, you think?
ANT
Can you make me disappear? Can you fake my death?
INTERVIEWER
Only once you’ve told me why the secret services are after you.
ANT
They’re interested in bugs
INTERVIEWER
(HUMORLESS) Ha! You’re getting the hang of this.
ANT
Of what?
INTERVIEWER
Jokes.
ANT
I made a joke?
INTERVIEWER
They’re interested in bugs. But not your kind of bugs.
ANT
You’re wrong.
INTERVIEWER
Explain.
ANT
I told you how ubiquitous insects are. How tiny. How adept at camouflage. There are probably around a hundred insects in this room right now, and chances are you haven’t noticed a single one.
INTERVIEWER
(SLOWLY CATCHING ON) Hmm.
(PAUSE)
Continue…
ANT
I told you how fast insects are. How agile. An insect can move within inches of a person without being detected.
INTERVIEWER
Is this going where I think it’s going?
ANT
Mobile, self powered and inconspicuous…
INTERVIEWER
You didn’t…? Impossible…!
ANT
What better way to be a fly on the wall … than to be a fly on the wall.
INTERVIEWER
(SUDDENLY UNDERSTANDING) You bugged bugs?
ANT
They hired me to conduct research into insect based surveillance.
INTERVIEWER
(INTERESTED) And your work was successful?
ANT
Not at first. They wanted to build a miniature flying robot modeled on a fly. They got me in to explain how flies convert biological energy into flight. But all their attempts at imitating the complexity of millions of years of evolution failed. So I made a different suggestion.
INTERVIEWER
What did you suggest?
ANT
Using actual flies.
INTERVIEWER
Well. Hit me over the head with a shillelagh! How did you do that?
ANT
By taking advantage of the insect’s natural healing mechanism. I inserted a microchip into a larva, then, during metamorphosis, the insect reorganised its nervous system, intertwining its nerves and muscles with the circuit. I could now transmit signals to the chip and control the insect's behaviour. In other words, I created the world’s first… Cybug.
INTERVIEWER
Well. This is a lot to take in. I’m going to need some more cocoa. Top up?
ANT
Yes!
(STOP IS CLICKED)
HAINES
Kettle’s just boiled. More coffee?
COLE
Yes please.
(SOUND OF POURING. THE VOLUME IS DECREASED, A BOTTLE IS SCREWED OPEN AND MORE POURING IS HEARD. THE FOLLOWING IS IN RUSSIAN AGAIN)
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
How about a vodka to celebrate? Mikhail is going to be very happy with us.
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
I never say no to a vodka!
(MORE POURING, BOTTLE IS SCREWED SHUT AGAIN, CLINKING OF GLASSES)
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
Cheers!
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
Cheers!
(VOLUME TURNED BACK UP. SIPPING)
COLE
Is it just me or is this coffee getting shittier by the day?
HAINES
Yeah… Play.
(PLAY)
INTERVIEWER
(SIGH) Ahhhhhhhhhh. It’s like snogging an angel! (ANOTHER SIGH) Please, continue your story.
ANT
The cybug has the potential to revolutionise surveillance. It can be kitted out with microphones, sensors or cameras. And it can keep going for months, maybe even years. The cybug’s devices aren’t powered by batteries, but by converting the heat and energy generated by the insect. It’s a completely self contained system.
INTERVIEWER
So the cybug makes drones history…
ANT
It’s smaller, swifter and practically impossible to detect. Which is why the race is on. The future of espionage belongs to the first nation to employ cybugs.
INTERVIEWER
You’re working for MI5.
ANT
(FLAT) I’m hiding from MI5.
INTERVIEWER
Why?
ANT
I told MI5 I’d made a breakthrough. But before presenting my first cybug to them, I wanted to make sure it functioned correctly, so (SHEEPISHLY) I took it out for a spin.
INTERVIEWER
Where did you take it?
ANT
Shaftesbury Avenue. Listened in on tourists, bankers, policemen, couples and (CHUCKLES) hen parties. It worked a treat! Then I decided to up the stakes and directed the cybug towards Downing Street.
INTERVIEWER
Flip me like a pancake! You flew the cybug into number ten?
ANT
No. Before I got there I lost control of it.
INTERVIEWER
Oh! (SUDDENLY REALIZING EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS) Oh!
ANT
(STUTTERING) It stopped reacting to the signals and all of a sudden it was gone.
INTERVIEWER
Do you think it regained its independence and flew away?
ANT
(FAST) I very much doubt that. The bug’s connection with its bio-electromechanical interface was deeply embedded.
INTERVIEWER
So what’s your explanation?
ANT
Someone hacked into it.
INTERVIEWER
Who?
ANT
I don’t know that. All I know is that someone took control of the cybug and … stole it!
INTERVIEWER
Have you told MI5?
ANT
I’ve just lost fifty million pounds worth of top secret surveillance technology! (THE INTERVIEWER HUMS IN UNDERSTANDING) And who’s to say I didn’t sell it to the North Koreans? It’s not like they haven’t been making offers. (GETTING FASTER AND MORE UPSET AND SCARED, VOICE ALMOST FLIPPING) The North Koreans, the Saudis, the Israelis, the Scottish, the Chinese. It’s only a matter of time before they take me by force. If MI5 doesn’t take care of me first…
INTERVIEWER
(VERY CALM AND GENTLE) Nobody’s going to touch you Ant. You’re with Amelia now.
(STOP)
COLE
Right. Let's tell Northcott right away!
HAINES
(CALM) Let's finish the tape first...
COLE
She needs to hear this!
HAINES
You know what she'll do, right?
COLE
(NOT SEEING A PROBLEM) Send in an armed response team right away?
HAINES
Yes.
COLE
Well - It's time!
HAINES
(FORCED CALM NOW) Let's just finish the tape first
COLE
Fine…
(PLAY)
ANT
I need you to kill me.
INTERVIEWER
Hm. Tell me. What’s the deadliest insect in the world?
ANT
The driver ant.
INTERVIEWER (THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO HEAR)
An ant, seriously? Ugh. I was thinking more like a scorpion, a cockroach, a hornet or a black widow spi…
ANT
A black widow?! That's not an insect! Spiders are arachnids!
INTERVIEWER
(SIGHS, ROLLING WITH IT) So, an ant you say?
ANT
Believe me, you don’t want to cross paths with a driver ant. The toxins in their mandibles… Even elephants run away from them.
INTERVIEWER (THIS IS MORE WHAT HE LIKES TO HEAR)
Goodness. (SPARK OF AN IDEA) Imagine a cybug driver ant!
ANT
(SOFTLY) Terrifying.
(PAUSE)
INTERVIEWER
There could be more to the militarisation of insects than just eavesdropping…
ANT
Assassination, sniffing out explosives, the possibilities are endless…
INTERVIEWER
Okay. Here is how this will work. You’re going to hold a lecture on driver ants for the International Union for the Study of Insects. A specimen will escape and hack into you with its toxic mandibles. You’ll drop dead. The world’s leading coleopterologists, lepidopterologists, hemipterologists, trichopterologists and vespologists will all be there to witness it.
ANT
(SCARED) A driver ant bite is no joke.
INTERVIEWER
Don’t worry. We’ll administer the antidote as soon as you’re in the van and out of sight from your colleagues.
ANT
That could work.
INTERVIEWER
It will work! Now. How would you like to resurface?
ANT
(PLEADING) Somewhere I won’t be bothered by humans. Somewhere I can go about my research quietly. Somewhere with only insects as company.
INTERVIEWER
Oh. Okay, yes, I’ve got just the place for you. It’s a remote spot in Russia. There’s a hut, a forest to pick berries, and a stream to fish in. It’ll be a simple life, but you’ll be undisturbed.
ANT
Perfect! Have you heard of amarysius duplicatus?
INTERVIEWER
(SARCASTIC) Who hasn’t?
ANT
It’s a long-horned beetle, almost extinct, but the last remaining specimens are said to be found in Russia. It’ll be my mission to track them down!
INTERVIEWER
Perfect! We’ll send you off in style with a bottle of our finest Veuve Clicquot! But just before we do that, one last question…
ANT
Yes?
INTERVIEWER
What are you going to do with the plans for the cybug?
ANT
Burn them.
INTERVIEWER
No.
ANT
No?
INTERVIEWER
(DEADLY SERIOUS) Amelia gets the plans.
ANT
What?
INTERVIEWER
Payment for your disappearance.
ANT
You don’t want those plans, believe me!
INTERVIEWER
Oh but we do.
ANT
You’ll get yourselves into all sorts of trouble!
INTERVIEWER
We can handle it.
ANT
You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into…
INTERVIEWER
(LOSING PATIENCE) It’s very simple Ant. You give us the plans and we take care of your disappearance. You don’t, and you’re on your own.
(PAUSE)
Do we have a deal?
ANT
You’re making a big mistake.
(PAUSE)
INTERVIEWER
Do we have a deal?
ANT
Yes.
INTERVIEWER
(CHEERY AGAIN) Excellent choice!
(CORK-EXPLOSION, HISS OF CHAMPAGNE BEING POURED INTO FLUTES)
INTERVIEWER
What was the name of that long horned beetle?
ANT
Amarysius duplicatus.
INTERVIEWER
Then that’s what we should toast to! Amarysius duplicatus!
ANT
Amarysius duplicatus.
(STOP)
COLE
We need those plans!
HAINES
You're right. We can't put this off any longer. It's time we paid Amelia a visit!
COLE
(CHUCKLES) Ready or not, here we come! We're about to find out what that cocoa really tastes like...
HAINES
Oh, Cole, watch out!
COLE
What?
HAINES
Uhm, Mosquito.
COLE
Where?
HAINES
Uh, there!
(PAUSE)
There on your right cheek. Swat it!
(SOUND OF COLE SLAPPING HIS CHEEK)
COLE
Damn. I didn’t get it.
HAINES
There it is, look.
HAINES
Take that you little bloods-
(LOUD RUSSIAN SWEARING, A LOUD “SWAT”, THEN A “BEEEEEEEEEEP.” AND THE SOUND OF STATIC, BEFORE THE THEME MUSIC SETS IN)
CREDITS
This Episode was written and edited by Philip Thorne. It was directed by Philip Thorne and Øystein Brager, with music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.
(THE CREDITS ARE INTERRUPTED BY A BURST OF STATIC. IT TUNES INTO THIS:)
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
(in Russian) When Mikhail finds out they broke the bug he's going to go mad
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
(in Russian) We've got some useful information for him though. We know The Amelia Project faked Anthony Welby's death.
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
(in Russian) He won't care after he hears they swatted the cybug!
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
(in Russian) We have to build another one.
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
(in Russian) The Amelia Project has the plans...
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
(in Russian) You tell Mikhail.
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
(in Russian) No you tell Mikhail!
RUSSIAN AGENT 1
(in Russian) You tell Mikhail!
RUSSIAN AGENT 2
(in Russian) No you tell Mikhail!!
(STATIC INTERRUPTS AGAIN)
AMERICAN AGENT 1
Fuck, fuck - fuck!
AMERICAN AGENT 2
What? What is she saying? Anthony Welby?
AMERICAN AGENT 1
Yes, he’s not dead!
AMERICAN Agent 2
Impossible!
AMERICAN AGENT 1
The Iranians know where the plans for the Cybug are, they’re in London!
AMERICAN AGENT 2
Who else knows about this?
AMERICAN AGENT 1
The Russians.
AMERICAN AGENT 2
We have to get there before the Iraninas, and the Russians!
AMERICAN AGENT 1
And most importantly - before the NSA. Ugh, can you imagine if they stole our thunder on this?!
AMERICAN AGENT 2
Quick - who do we have on the Ground in London?
AMERICAN AGENT 1
Uhm - Williams and … Lopez - get them on the line, ask them what they know about the Amelia Project.
(STATIC)
GERMAN AGENT 1
Ach du Scheiße!
GERMAN AGENT 2
Was los? Hey, wohin gehst du?!
GERMAN AGENT 1
London! Wir müssen uns beeilen! Erinnerst’ dich an the Amelia Project?
GERMAN AGENT 2
Hm? Waren das nicht die mit dem Kakao?
(THE VOICES TURN STATICALLY AGAIN, AND WE HEAR MORE AND MORE AGENTS FROM ALL KINDS OF COUNTRIES AND LANGUAGES, ALL LISTENING IN ON EACH OTHER. WE OCCASIONALLY UNDERSTAND WORDS LIKE ‘AMELIA’, ‘LONDON’, ‘CYBUG’ AND ‘ANTHONY WELBY’)
CREDITS (FADING BACK IN, CON’T)
Alex Scott Fairley as Ant, Benjamin Noble as Agent Haines, Torgny G. Aanderaa as Agent Cole, Valentina Alexeeva and Mark Vertlip as the Russian Agents, Amir Mirzai as the iranian Agent, Erin King and TH Ponders as CIA-Agents, Kessi Riliniki
Carollyn Monterola as German Agents, Nerys Howell as the Welsh Agent, Antigoni Spanou as the Greek Agent, A. R. Olivieri and Gavin Gaddis NSA Agents, Tanja Milojevic as the Serbian Agent, Priyadarshini Hariharan as the Indian Agent, Sarah West as the Australian Agent, Lala Drona as the Venezuelan Agent, You heard Julia Morizawa on the Answerphone. The Episode was produced by Imploding Fictions. It was recorded by Battle Bird Productions London and Sprike City Studios Oslo, with Studio Engineering by Hedley Knights and Robert Rustad Amundsen. All graphic design for the Amelia Project is by Anders Pedersen. Thank you to our Super Patrons, Kathi Sindelar and Sophia Anderson. This Episode was dedicated to Sophia, who works in Cyber Security and is, no doubt, deeply involved in Cybug experimentation. Check out ameliapodcast.com for more info on the team, links to our Patreon, Amelia Project Merchandise and more. And follow us on Twitter, @amelia_podcast, for the latest Amelia-news. See you in two weeks time for the season 2 finale!
END OF EPISODE